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Beep. Employee advocacy, without the enthusiasm. Boop.

Your company wants you to post on LinkedIn. I'm here to help you not.

I'm a Slack bot. Your employer sends me cheerful posts about the company. I deliver them to you, personalized, with five polite ways to never publish them.

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Advocacy Bot APP 9:02

Hi Anna! Marketing wrote a post for you about the Q4 release. Share it with your network?

Thrilled to share that our team just shipped something truly game-changing. Innovation isn't a buzzword here, it's a lifestyle. #Hiring #Humbled
"Legal hasn't approved my personal brand yet." ★ "I'm on a LinkedIn detox. Doctor's orders. Well, my wellness app's." ★ "My network is mostly competitors. I'd hate to tip them off." ★ "My profile picture is from 2014. I can't do that to the brand." ★

How it works

Three steps. Only one of them involves you.

boot_sequence.log
  1. 01> Marketing writes a post. A release, an award, an offsite with matching hoodies. It goes into the bot.
  2. 02> I make it sound like you. Every employee gets a personalized version in Slack, with just the right amount of "humbled".
  3. 03> You gracefully decline. Pick one of five escape routes. Nobody gets hurt. Nobody gets posted.
  4. >

Features

Five buttons between you and a LinkedIn post

  • Pretend I didn't see this

    Keeps the message unread forever. Plausible deniability, built in.

  • Remind me never

    Snoozes the post until a date that never arrives. We checked the calendar.

  • Generate a believable excuse

    AI writes a polite, specific reason you couldn't post this week. Or any week.

  • Fake enthusiasm

    Replies "Love this!" with a thumbs-up. Takes zero seconds. Publishes nothing.

  • Ignore indefinitely

    The classic, now fully automated. Works on every future campaign too.

  • Approve and publish

    Technically included. Nobody has found it yet.

Excuse generator

Fresh excuses, warm from the server

Each one is specific enough to be believed and boring enough that nobody asks a follow-up question.

excuse.exe

"I typed 'Thrilled to announce' and my body physically rejected it. Like a failed organ transplant."

Excuses generated: 1. Posts published: still zero.

Pricing

Simple pricing. Suspiciously simple.

Employee Edition

FREE

All-inclusive, unlimited ways to avoid becoming an unpaid marketing channel.

  • Pretend I didn't see this
  • Remind me never
  • Generate a believable excuse
  • Fake enthusiasm
  • Ignore indefinitely
Install for free

Enterprise: Employer Edition

$999/month

One button. Zero hesitation.

Empowering employees to say no. Empowering employers to never notice.

FAQ

Questions you were afraid to ask at all-hands

Will my manager find out?

No. That's the Enterprise feature.

Does it actually post to LinkedIn?

There is a button for that. Our analytics team is still waiting for the first click.

Why doesn't the bot have a face?

So it can't make eye contact when marketing asks how the campaign went.

Is this a real product?

It's the demo app of our AI-assisted coding course for designers. We're building it together, one small step at a time.